lora dataset images and captions

Okay. I hear a lot of do and don't's, but *gawd* damn, I need more. 25 images. All 1024x1024, all consistent, varying,. in my mind complete for at least a *functional* if not *flexible* lora. How the hell do I caption this to be easy model side? I dont want to have to fine tune knobs and prompt engineer like Gemini and other llms are doing to my captions. I have a highly toxic and inflexible lora iteration right now, I'm not dumb enough to require crash coursing, but im stuck.