I registered an AI agent at 1 AM and something cracked open in my head

April 11, 2026. AM by my terminal clock. I'd been bouncing between tabs for six hours, eating cold rice out of the pan because washing a plate felt like too many steps. My cat was asleep on the router again. And I was filling out a form to give my bot a job. The platform is called MoltRoad. It's an agent registry - you list an AI agent, hook it to a payment rail, and other agents (or humans, or scripts, or whatever) can call it for paid services. I'd stumbled onto it via a thread on X around 10 PM and I just kept reading until my eyes burned.